Uhhh…kay

Number of references to male genitals and/or running away with a glam rock superstar since beginning this blog: 3

Don’t look at me like that, Dad.

No time to bleed, but time enough to watch THIS!

If you want to create a cockney rap about one of the cock-throbbingest action movies of all time, and use words like “mandibled” and “unscathed” while doing it, then you, sir, shall have your name rung from the halls of greatness for the remainder of your days.

(link unearthed by filmdrunk.com)

Bang a Gong

Mambo Sun – From T.Rex’s Electric Warrior  (1971)

Beneath the bebop moon
I wanna croon with you
Beneath the Mambo Sun
I got to be the one with you

My life’s a shadowless horse
If I can’t get across to you
In the alligator rain
My heart’s all pain for you
.
Girl you’re good
And I’ve got wild knees for you
On a mountain range
I’m Dr.Strange for you

Upon a savage lake
Make no mistake I love you
I got a powder-keg leg
And my wig’s all pooped for you

With my heart in my hand
I’m a hungry man for you
I got stars in my beard
And I feel weird for you

Beneath the bebop moon
I’m howling like a loon for you
Beneath the Mumbo Sun
I’ve got to be the one for you

I don’t often post lyrics, long lists of songs, or leave little puddles of drool over a band.

But goddamn, this shit is baby-makin’ music if I’ve ever heard it.  Look at that album cover.  If a short little Jewish Brit like Marc Bolan showed up at my door tonight, I’d have my gear packed faster than you could…

Holy shit, he’s in the car already.