Some Days

Dear Internet;

You know, some days I feel we’re at cross-purposes.  I work hard every day, proven by the big lunches that I take with me to the job.  I come home in the early afternoon to few joys – my girlfriend whom I miss is nowhere close by, my good friends and faithful blog readers are only accessible to me through cold, hard computer screens, and there is usually only lukewarm beer in my fridge (which frankly, between you and I, has not been pulling it’s weight lately.  If you can’t chill a beer, then it’s off to the curb with you).

So I ask little of you.  And some days, honestly, you don’t deliver.  There are days when you’ve nothing to offer me.  I mean, no new politics news, no new celeb gossip, and heck, not even a decent lolcat in the bunch!  And don’t get me started on the rapidly plummeting standards of porn.  I’m not a complicated guy, but really, who do I have to give a reach-around to in order to get just three measeley minutes of a girl being mounted by a guy in a Stephen Harper mask?

But there are other days, Internet, like today, that see you rise to the challenge.  You have given me, already, some excellent blogging, a new Ratatat album (plus downloads of their two latest EP tracks “Shiller” and “Maholo” and now…and now this.

This is for all of you, my very good friends.  It’s a Paul Rudd screen saver, available for download at www.funnyordie.com/promos/screensavers.  I realize that I’m usually slow with the new Internet things, so maybe I’ve missed this?  But here’s a sampling of the ss from funnyordie.com

Paul Rudd Screensaver on FunnyOrDie.com