AWOL

Everything has been busy, so I’ve not been updating much.  Pulling this website together is taking for-fucking-ever, you might say.

From The Onion…

WASHINGTON—An overwhelming sense of restlessness and impatience engulfed the U.S. this week when citizens determined that everything—the morning commute, phone conversations, getting a table at Chili’s, making coffee, commercial breaks, everything—was taking entirely too long.

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Further analysis revealed that 54 percent of respondents are not getting any younger over here. Nearly 10 percent don’t understand what the big holdup is. And 23 percent are not only ready, but have been ready for the past half hour, so let’s go already.

Several thousand respondents hung up their telephones before answering all of the poll’s questions.

I promise to do my best to not slack on updates as hard as I have been.  You’re all busy people.

Editor’s Note:  Is there some kind of homosexual code I’m not aware of?  I did a Google Image search for photos relating to either “AWOL” or “missing in action” because of my non-existent blog life, sized 450px wide (a good size for this blog), and I get a disconcerting number of hits having to do with gay porn.  Seriously, what gives?

So the photo at the top had the caption “Mika’s gay fanbase mysteriously missing in action” when I found it.  In case you were wondering.