This is why the Internet is hot

March 13, 2008 at 7:03 pm 1 comment

Blog attempt #3.  Because you all need to know why I’m giggling to myself in the library when I should be doing my 6-8 page essay that’s due for Dickinson’s Literary Theory class tomorrow.  Do you know what this essay is supposed to be about?  An article by an academic that laments (you could almost call it a jeremiad!) the state of ecology.  “Why oh why are liberal arts and humanities majors not involved in saving the ENVIRONMENT?”, he whines.

 I’ll tell you why, you douche.  It’s because liberal arts and humanities majors are about as useful as Larry King’s genitalia.  I should know; I am one (a humanities major, not Larry’s nutsack).  All we do is talk in endless circles about what this theorist or that surrealist poet thinks of the Bush administration. 

Want to know what I think?  I think bush is a funny word.  Cram that in your pipe and smoke it.

The people in the library hate me right now.  Sorry gang.

Heeeeey!

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  • 1. Katherine  |  March 14, 2008 at 3:53 am

    Your header just made me burst out laughing.
    Please grow that glorious ‘stach back.

    Reply

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