Fuck you alcohol; I win

March 27, 2008 at 3:29 am 2 comments

For everyone who’s ever woken up and thought that a bullet would feel nicer than this immutable, jack-hammering, Christ-forsaken pain and discomfort, this article is for you.  The almighty hangover makes stronger men and women of us than military service or walking in downtown St. Catharines on a Tuesday night (next to a bad breakup, which is probably the best teacher any of us will ever have).

 I don’t know what works for you guys, but I’ve always found that a greasy breakfast is generally the best way to cure a hangover.  Although to be honest, certain NSFW activities also tend to do the trick (lest you end up puking all over each other).

The weird thing is, after reading that article you’ll probably want a drink.  It’s like watching SuperSize Me, which only makes BigMacs look like the most delicious thing on the planet.  Which they are. Although I read an article today about a woman that smoked pot every day for a month, and her story almost made me want to stop.



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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. travis  |  March 27, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    Hangovers are for amateurs.

  • 2. katie  |  March 28, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    Yeah, you gotta keep the party going ’til you’re dead.


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