No one will remember this

April 3, 2008 at 7:10 pm Leave a comment

Madonna has announced that she’d like to remake Casablanca, and instead of Morrocco set it in Iraq.

Let’s break this down a little:

Madonna’s history of increasingly shit-tastic films + a go-nowhere music career + staring down the barrel of the big five-oh = the destruction of one of Hollywood’s better films into what will surely be some ham-handed social commentary on a war that she likely is informed on by Larry King. And my brain self-destructing.

Wonderful.  Now I can’t wait for Sean Penn to step in and try to update Citizen Kane for all those simpleminded common folk out there who just don’t realize how hard it is to be a celebrity under the Fascist Bush regime and….oh hey, that guy just looked at me the wrong way! I’m going to pound a double bourbon and punch him in the face!

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