It’s like looking into a mirror…of the the future

April 10, 2008 at 7:43 pm 3 comments

If I don’t look exactly like this when I’m in my sixties, then everything I’m working towards now is total dogshit and I’m going to kill myself.



If you haven’t been following the primaries (not an election yet, despite everyone’s best efforts to paint it as such) then you might have missed Hillary’s bedtime story to the press about dodging sniper bullets in Bosnia during her time as First Lady.  She seriously said that.  It came out later that her claim was false – on the day in question she was greeted by a young girl on the helicopter landing pad, and a bunch of foreign and military dignitaries.  So much for the Hillary: First Blood script I was working on.

Anyway, SomethingAwful has a page that generates Hillary Tall-Tales, and all of them are uniformly funny.  Che-che-check it out.


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Such handsome boys… *updated* Golfey McGolferson

3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. katie  |  April 10, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    You want to be sleeping with a girl who looks 50% like your ex-wife and 50% like your daughter?

  • 2. stevewoodhead  |  April 10, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    Good point…I just want to be an old wrestler with a sweet, bleached handlebar moustache. That is an addendum to my former statement.

  • 3. katie  |  April 12, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    And leather for skin? Haha.

    I’m too rough on the Hulkster, I know.


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