Ugh

June 3, 2008 at 5:01 pm 3 comments

This guy is seriously creeping me out, Jerry.

Here is what has been running through my mind, way in the back, every time I log on to the Internet (a touch-and-go business lately, since my Internet signal is garbage):

I should be posting.

I should really be posting.

Do I have anything to post about?

Am I ready for that one idea I had a little while ago?  Am I in the mood to write that right now?

That was kind of a dumb idea anyway.  Let’s put it on the back-burner.

Did anything happen today?

Dammit, nothing happened today.  This is my summer – line trimming until 2 in the afternoon, then coming home to read blogs and not write my own.

I need to do more interesting things.

Should I watch that Joe Walsh video again that I posted a little while ago? (I watch it at least twice a week).

I’m hungry.

I’m going to organize a nation-wide manhunt for telemarketers and execute them en masse. Stop. Fucking. Calling. Me.

Beer?

Beer.

How does everyone else have stuff to blog about?

Three o’clock in the afternoon is too early for porn.

Or is it?

Yeah, it probably is.

This room is kind of disgusting.  But Dad has been bitching about how it stinks, so if I clean now it’ll just give him too much satisfaction.

Everybody else has stuff to post about.

Canadian politics are so boring.

American politics aren’t much better.  Let’s read some opinion columns instead.

I want to go watch Arrested Development, but I know I’ll get sick of that and then I’ll have already turned off my computer.

3:15, porn time. 

Maybe I’ll write a post about having nothing to post about.  Would anybody read that? 

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Kat  |  June 3, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    Way to make me burst out laughing at work when I am supposed to be seen and not heard.

    Also, sweet clip art dude.

    Reply
  • 2. Marc  |  June 3, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Post. of. the. year.

    It’s never too early for porn.

    Reply
  • 3. mgbfc81  |  June 5, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    I patiently await your rebuttle good sir. It better be good, cause at this point you’re the only conservative I know who will even bother to argue with me.

    Reply

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